Quote by b3nitoraI love chainsaws!

Good evening.
Thank you for writing the comment.

Hello b3nitora! Just passing by to wish you a


and a happy new year!

and be a GOOD GIRL!

b3nitora!~~~ <3
Ayane is here to wish you MERRI XMAS~~
How're u? Still living ur life to the fullest? keke!~ <3
Hope that you'll have a wonderful Xmas!~ HOHOHO!~ *gives a gift*

hi, thanks for your comment on my so long mr despair.
I'm sorry, but I don't have any other resolutions.

Yo, I miss your comments. Please be so kind as to stop by and state how your life's been! PLEASE!

Best wishes,

Mr Haoh.

Last online: 1d ago? Neat! Means you're either not in jail or logging onto MT from jail... oh well, both are good anyway please stop by and tell me what you're up to if you have the chance! Your comments always make my day ^^

merged: 08-20-2007 ~ 01:36am

Quote by b3nitoraHellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I havent hollared at you in a while! My computer had a nervous breakdown and died. Haohmaru-san, I feel the need to remind you of just how much you kick ass.

Wha-- I kicks ass?! Thanks, but I think you should check yourself in a mirror before sayin' such things! Miss go-to-jail-then-make-a-modest-comeback! If I kick ass, I'd say you perform devastating moves of the Mumyo Jinpuu Ryuu on ass xD

So honestly, yea! Thanks a lot for stopping by, and please do it often, please delight me with your incredible/unbelievable/imaginary/ordinary stories! They're so much fun!

Love,

Haoh77

P.D. Sorry about your comp. Hope prison wasn't bad, if you actually ended up there.

Quote by b3nitorathats hot

Hey! from when you have become a person which not talk much!
I hope you don't write through jail or something! i'm worrying for you

b3nitora!~~

seeing your login is just 1 week ago.. phew~!
i think you're ok right? O_O;;
man.. please dun let me get worry for you again..
is everything alright now? *blinks*

Quote by b3nitoradroppin by to say thank you for the fabulous comment before I go to court...maybe jail

Hahah, no probs! JAIL?! FTW?!?! I hope you don't... hope everything's ok...
Don't worry about late replies, same happens here UUU
You asked me about my work, well now I no longer work with lawyers, now I work with chefs. I'm a WAITER lovin it. And working in a gas station's not bad. It's as dignified as any other work.

Thanks for your comment, really made my day hope to hear from you soon! Good luck in court. Hope you're not a liar, but if you are that's ok. I used to love lying too. ***

merged: 06-08-2007 ~ 08:55pm

Quote by b3nitora
I dont go to jail as long as Im a good girl for a year! Yay! I owe the city 870 dollars though *cries* It was because I had a smoking pipe and some...hm...how should I say this...herbal substance It was only found because the gas station did searches on everybody cause somebody stole an assload of money...it wasnt me, thats for damn sure! I'd be able to pay the fine if I did! It kind've makes me wish I did, but I know who did do it and he was trying to frame everybody but himself. OH THE SCANDAL! And now I am out of a job.
*cries*
How have you been? ^_^

It's always quite amusing when you write in my guestbook. I'm quite depressed at the moment because I miss my family and I'm alone in a country away from home, working like a slave and daydreaming about the end all day long. But at least there's a couple of bright aspects to my life, and it's quite good if I compare it to your story... But I do hope your life gets a 360 spin and you're able to pay your debts and get a really cool job! Not that working at a gas station isn't decent of course, but I guess you could do with something more glamorous.

"Herbal substances" are you... into that stuff? Well it's no big deal, everyone in this town where I live is as well... Makes me feel kinda bad for being the only one who just says "nah, doesn't appeal to me". Oh well. ^^ As long as you're careful nothing bad should happen. Thanks for stopping by, again I hope everything changes for you, if I could I'd send those 870 dollars to you (I really don't spend the money I earn from this slave-dri-- I mean, waiter's job), but I guess that's a bit too risky to do. ^^; Good luck, have a nice day and life and Please stop by every so often! PLEASE!

Quote by b3nitora*WAVES* HEY HEY! I got arrested yesterday! I might be goin to jaiL!

what happened?
why did you get arrested?
are you ok?

Quote by b3nitoraHEY! *WAVES* I got arrested yesterday! I might be going to jail!

you have been arrested? for what?
and why they will put you in jail?

b3nitora!~ MERRY XMAS!
I dropped by to give you a crappy carddo for Xmas..
*gives some candy canes*

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!~ Hohohoho!~

*breaks in and pokes you*

merged: 12-16-2006 ~ 10:01pm

Quote by b3nitoraBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I AM NOT DEAD! *cheers* Sorry I haven't been around for a while, I feel bad! :'( Ive been insanely busy with Christmas and getting a new job and then I have to go to physical therapy and go so a Spine Specialist. Its CRAZY! But today I was like Im not goin to bed until I go to MT and holla and everybody! I miss you all! I came back to see that the evil ChiBot has deleted 2 more of my wallpapers *cries* EVIL CHIBOT! They are not getting anything for christmas! hahaha! You are the first person I wrote to, I was like lthnadml thinks im dead! But I priomise im not dead or a zombie or in jail, but my brother was...in jail I mean. HEHE! But he is out on bail at the moment, I think he's going back February 14th My brother is annoying! So How are you doing?! You better not be depressed anymore or Im going to have to come over there and straighten you out! Ill make you hang around a bunch of gay men (AKA my friends ahahaha!). The world would be a happier place if everybody had a gay best friend! You keep bein your pimp self! And I promise I wont be slow! >_______< ^_________________^

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! B3NI is ALIVE! *hooray* LOL! *trhows comfeti* *makes a party too*
mmm you have been even more insane? WOW! how did you manage to do that! LOL! Kidding you!
ohhhh girl? Why you are in bed? What happen with your spine? Are you sick or something? . . .and i have wait for your arrival! *welcome to earth . . . ehhhh i mean welcome to MT* LOL!
I'm so happy to hear from you!
ahhh they have delete your walls? and for what reasons? too dark for them!
mmm *beats botchii* you are feeling better now?

Your brother was in jail? WOW! a lot has happen to you girl!
mmm i think you can send me your gay friend! I'm still in depress . . . you think that way is the best for me? ^_-
and don't you dare to slow down!

merged: 12-23-2006 ~ 11:51pm
Hello there my friend!

I want to wish you a very happy to you!
May brings you an awesome gift for you you !

have awesome times!

Quote by b3nitoraOMFG I am WAY TO HIGH to even know where to start!
I just got out of the hospital biotch, that's whats up yo! *throws some gang signs* Northside! lol...surgery = good drugs. Could ya tell?

nya.. yan.. i'm here to spam at b3nitora's guestbook again.. LMAO!~ *whacksu* why are you so high? you going on drugs again? lolz!~ j/k surgery = good stuffs? lolz!~ you are really on drugs.. you are going wayyyyy toooooooo highhhhhhhhh...

Quote: I admit it, I have been blessed with some big knockers, but they tend to cause problems sometimes, they like to get in the way and they make normal shirts too short, there are places where I can get all of be but my tits in and that goes for some clothing too lol, especially coats...damn them! And then there's the staring, and if youre wearing the right shirt EVERYONE is staring in awe...women in envy...>_< I feel cruel, but they can be a big pain ^_^ Im not fat, not really medium either kinda in between small and medium...smedium. LOL..thats a good one. *automatically jumps aboard the life boats* aye aye captin! quit pokin my titty! LOL my gay friend does that enough! And then they smack em...its abuse I tell you, abuse!

wha!~ you are complaining your busts are too big? i really think that there may be some obstacles when your busts are way too big.. but this is heaven's gift too.. Just take it.. i understand what you are going thru becoz 1 of my friend is experiencing the same things as you.. sometimes the shirt jsut look as though it will bursts open.. and she HATES RUNNING.. there'll be some annoying guys making fun of her.. felt like punching them.. LAMO!~ middle of small and medium? SMEDIUM? *whacksu* dun create new size urself... keke!~ your gay friend kept poking ur titty? smack them somemore? wow!~ that's really abuse.. lolz!~ *pokes*

Quote: Well considering I just had part of my spine removed, Im feelin pretty swell! lol! But its probably just because Im wearing a pain patch and took some percocet...aww yeah...good $hit it is. My dad is doin very good, he is all better now, a little wobbly, but he's always a little wobbly. It was not my fault it fell, the plastic case thing i was carrying it by crack and well...that sould speak for itself lol. It was an old burnt out computer anyway. I walk like a handicap no more! YAY! *attempts to boogey* Im just not allowed to do anything besides walk and sit and lay down...no dancing or anything else...no turning even, no driving no nothin...oh the humanity.

part of your spine removed? omg.. are you alright? it must be hurting.. ;___; *cries for b3nitora* but since you are so bubbly and kicking ur legs there... i'm sure your life are not affected at all.. Glad to hear that your daddy is doing fine now.. maybe you can try supoorting him whe he needs it? lolz!~ stop giving excuses and blaming on your computer.. can't even turn around when u hurt urself the other time? so serious? i hope u can at least turn now.. it's been long sionce i last reply..

Quote: I was once again attempting a record breaking uberslow response time, but I wasnt in the hospital long enough lol, damn them. Keep your crown, I have clementines...mmmmmm. *Is evil business woman* bwahahahahahhaahhahaha! *pets kitty* My cat could be a rapper. He's been shot twice and hit by a car two or three times. Total gangsta.

nah!~ dun ever think that you get break the record of mine for replying slow.. nobody can break my record.. *cont to hold the record holder* aww.. dun be hospital for sho long.. i'm sure you'll be bored to death.. you are just trying to kill urself if you are going to stay at the hospital more.. You cat is being SHOT TWICE and GET HIT BY A CAR 2 OR 3 times? OMG! is that possible.. but i'm more shocked when you told me that it is being SHOT! it sounds dangerous in your country.. btw.. dun you know that a cat has nine lives? that's why your cat is still creating havoc in your house..

Quote: Thats funny, I said somethin bout wheelchairing you the reply, I take that back, wheelchairs SUCK...it wouldve taken me longer..hell it took me nearly an hour and a half to wheelchair downstairs to smoke a cigarette and wheel myself back. Oh the horror!

LMAO! it took you 1 and 1/2 hour to wheelchair urself? what took you so long? you didnt have the energy to wheel? i thought it looks easy.. i didnt know that it is so hard.. maybe you should just tie a thread behind a person nd let him pull you downstairs.. that's the best solution... keke!~

Quote: I don't have to clean for the next two months, dont gotta do $hit! Get spine surgery, its a easy way to get out of doing anything. I am bad! *smacks self*

2 months are over.. are you cleaning up the house now? spine surgery is big,, you better rest more and make you recover fully and dun twist around too mux.. it's bad for your spine.. PLEASE TKE GOOD ACRE OF YOURSELF! don't make your parents worry for you.. i'll be worry for you too..

Quote: Definatly can't have any children for a while, that would tear me in two...not good, I like being in one piece. I could handle kids, but thats just cause I know how you get in their heads and make them behave...im like that 'dog whisperer' guy on national geographic channel but im the 'kid whisperer'..that sounds like 5-10 in the slammer LOL! You almost deal with kids and animals the same way, the basics are the same, just dont get a dog and kid at the same time. Youd end up burpin the dog and changin its diaper. Leavin the kid in a cage with the options of crapin outside and playin with a squeeky toy. You'd have one of them feral children and like an anti-feral dog. Im the kid's aunt, i'd still be their aunt and they would still call me auntie. Its my brothers 2 kids, girls. The 7 year old is pretty tame but the 5 year old is a little monster, but I can handle them. I did watch them for four years. I just hoping it doesnt come down to that. Its ok if u mizzzzzed my birfday. I'll just never forgive you for the rest of my life, thats all. LOL KIDDIN! KIDDIN! LOL! Thats right Im the evil business woman! bwahahahahahahahahha *pets kitty*

yeah.. yeah.. definitely no children atm.. your spine is on the way to recovery.. so dun think of doing anything now.. you can make the kiddos behave.. i hate kiddos.. i ahte those monster kiddos.. i felt like killing them and skining them apart.. just by looking at my cousin (7 years old), i know that the world will becrush in their hands... my cousin is such a disaster.. he push his parents.. he stare at his parents... he throw things at them.. Scold his parent.. omg!~ anything that you think a 7 year old kiddo will not do can be found on my cousin.. But you are rally a good auntie.. lolz!~ who say that you cant have children and pets at the same time? you got ur kitty and nieces.. how didi you cope? LMAO!~ dun ber angwee.. i didnt forget ur burfdae on purpose.. my memory is really deterioating FAST! and i mean FAST! age is catching up on me.. ;____; *decided to kill kitty*

Quote: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm, sounds delicious! I do have a cat, he is 19 years old and currently has a gunshot wound. He's a big ball of love, and very nurotic. Not mean, but hates children! He's the gangsta kitty! I don't have any form of taking pictures of him at the moment. I will try to get Houdini on MT!

ur cat is 19 years old? how old is a cat's life span? how did you let ur kitty get a gunshot wound? it must be hurting him.. he must be fat.. right? and he hates children? omg! kitty hates children too? is ti possible? i tht kitty loves children.. no piccies of him? ok..

Quote: Clinically! If I can remember which one it was that I was talkin bout, you bet your ass its gonna be done! You were already crazy before the reply genius! Hands you a Fentanyl Patch! (Google that $hit!)

WHAT?!?!?! you forgot whicj wallie are we atlking about? Age is catching up on you too.. lolz!~ yesh.. yesh.. i think that i'm always turning crazii when i reply you.. and now i felt like i'm turning crazii again.. Thanx master.. lolz!~ Fentanyl Patch? i dun need that..

Quote: OMG Ive never read a gb entry that has ever made me so friggin ravenously hungry! Screw eatin chineese food, I wanna eat CHINA! *godzilla appears*

LMAO! you are much more like a monster to me..

Quote: MI WAN WON TU! YAH! I love yer userpages, so stylish! Shiny and Happy! I was gonna kill you regardless! ^_____________________^ *chases with cleaver*

aww!~ i'm glad that you like my userpage.. i promise you that i'll make 1 for you.. but i cant guarantee you that it will look nice..i'm not going to make a dark userpage for you.. i'm gonna make a bright userpage for you.. *shines torchlight at b3nitora* buddY!~ talk to you again.. *flees*

Quote by b3nitora
i do love this scan! I love Hana Kimi itself even more! Neither Nakatsu nor Sano are Mizuki's brother. She travels to Japan from America, making herself up to look like a boy (wich she obviously doesn't look like in this scan) to go to an all boys school, all because she thinks Sano's(lefty) high jump is hot. He (lefty again) knows she's a she somehow and, in more words or less, wants her to have his little high-jumpers. Yet, he doesn't want to spill the beans 'cause she'll get deported (kicked out, return to sender...all that good stuff), plus he's gay..LOL..KIDDING...he's..uh..shy..or..dont want peoples thinkin he's gay..somethin like that. Nakatsu (righty, obviously) does not know she's a she. So, again, In more words or less, he's horrified, thinks he's gay and fears gay men. But, he also LOVES girls and the only 'guy' he actually likes is Mizuki 'cause she's 'so cute'. And, then again, he doesnt think Mizuki's gay, creating an incredibly confused individual. Great manga.

*lol* you really like hana kimi eh? why don't you send a Review of hana kimi . . . i bet it will be great!
Thank you for the comment girl . . . and where have you been lately?
*curious as always!*

Hello!

and the comment too on my samurai deeper kyo scan
Seems you like sdk a lot I love it too

Quote by b3nitoraThank you for your submission to my will...ahem..I mean to the...uh..Death Note quiz! Yeah...thats it..I appreciate you taking the time to be my minion...um..i ment partake in my quiz..yea..
If ya couldnt tell, I was just messing with ya But you could still be my minion. LOL! You seem pretty cool, you took my quiz, how could you not be, right? Thanks again!
Take action...I mean Take Care! *waves*

I couldn't help laughing reading your quote in the guestbook...lol
No prob upon taking the quiz, it was interesting, and so are you. ^^
Guess i'll see ya again. Jaa nee....

Quote by b3nitorato tell you the truth I was scared of what this would be when I read the title! LOL *smacks self* I got a dirty mind! Youve done very well and I think the sword is pretty cool, but how is the blade turned sideways (or is it?)..and the sheath..it isnt? *is probably missing something* Quite lovely none the less Work sucks, Ive been on disability leave for the last month and I STILL dont miss it! If you really like to draw all the time, work as a receptionist! Best job I ever had, great lighting, ample drawing time, great surface space and you get the use the shreder! How's that for a comment!?

LOLZ! youre hilarious! fun and very good-looking! with those qualities, i wonder what your flaws could be? <.< anyway. thanks for commenting... yea, working sucks. i know. i'm there too. at least there's hot lawyers where i work xDDD anyway good luck, have a nice day and life! my msn is
lobito_wolfwood@hotmail.com
and i tend to use msn while i'm at work! hopefully we'll speak soon! byez!

oh wow, it's been a long time. How are you?

Thanks you for all of your comments on my walls! I so do appreciate it! I hope that you are doing great. Well take care and have a nice day.

*LOL!* if i'm feling better now? . . . hahahaha of course i'm . . . if i think that all this kids are mine . . . oooo my god! phhhahahahaha
Thanks girl!

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^______________^

Hey now, I should be the one appologizin! Ive been pretty damn slow lately! My Dad broke his knee again and I had to take care of his slow ass lol! He's doin fine now though. I hope you are doing well, hearing that you were having difficult times saddens me. It reminds me of a time not too long ago..ok more like a few years but, I've been there, everybody will eventually..the outlook makes the outcome. I hope all your difficulties have become none at all ^_^ sorry ive been so slowwwwwww *hugs* you're still a pimp!

lol! most slowly be me? hehehe no girl, i don't think so . . .
And thanks for your good thoughts . . . i really hope so that all will turn ok in the end!
*lol* much hugs to you to* . . . i'm still a pimp?

Quote by b3nitora
*cheers* Yay! No one can be more late then I am! No need to appologize! If you ever need anyone to talk to about the sad stuff, happy stuff, any stuff...im the person to go to. Ive wanted my own therapy section on MT, Ive been though a lot of crap, Ive helped quite a few peoples ^_^ but anyway you're still breathin' right? ^_^ Lately I've drivin insane by my siatic nerve, i might have to have surgery on it! Good thing I got good medication There wouldnt be as many smiley faces in this post if I didnt! ^_^ ---id probably look something like this instead------->OX ouch! I was even on crutches for a month! but anyway, my computer is doing much better, i even managed to delete some very old virus' yay! that just sounded really dorky...sorry for the dorkness. I dont work at that death trap of a gas station anymore yay! I work at a baby clothes store, but people shoplift there a lot. Damn them! 707!? OMG that would make me have a panic attack! Id have to be given Valium and taken to the ER. LOL! Im finally getting though my notifications for the first time in a long long long very long long time ^_^ im proud of myself! My Mum got a job so we're doing good, and so does my brother and my dad gets disablility pay. We're doin alright! *thumbs up* The fair is comming to town soon, I cant wait to eat funnel cake! YUM!

*lol* you want your own therapy group at MT? . . . and you want me inside! . . . Geez! yes doctor b3ni!
Thanks girl . . . but i don't really like to think of my bad thinks all the time . . . but be sure that if . . . if i have a very difficalties i will search for you and your advice!
and what do you mean by you might been on surgary? . . . you really mean it?hey girl why? its something wrong with your health? . . . i really i'm sorry! If i may be able to help please don't hasitate to ask for it, ok?
and you were able to get rib of some old virus? *LOL!* girl you are something!
ooohhhh you are working on a baby store . . . that sounds a much more better that the previous job you have it . . . i'm working on an office like a secretary . . .well, i try to be a secretary!
yeah, 707 . . . and still have quite enough of notes. . . i'm not alwys in the mood to reply them!
*lol* if you have manage your own then *hooray for you* . . . and sure you will be proud for that!
i'm glad also that i hear that all your family is ok now! that will be easier for you!
and what is funnel cake? I never hear of that cake!

Quote by b3nitora
*meniacle laughter* I AM BACK! I AM a very naughty girl! *growls*
bwahahahahahhahahahahooheheoaho *dies* Life is spicy! How is my Pimp doin?!

HAHAHAHAHA sure you are a very naughty girl!
I think your pimp is doing ok by this time!
And how is my naughty girl now!

merged: 08-26-2006 ~ 03:05am

Quote by b3nitoraits so bright and shiny! its blindingly adorable +fav

And it has two cuties too!
don't tell me that you want both of them? . . . . . . ok, you can have them both if you want them! . . . 2 men for my naughty girl!

thanks a lot for the comments and the fav on my hana kimi scans!

hi hi! I just wanted to thank you for your response in my guestbook... hehe, thanks so much for the image you made for me too; it's so funny and cute! -^_^- I'm really happy that you think I say nice things too ^^ I shall definitely comment on more of your walls... I've been busy the past few weeks with a summer class (grr! ) and haven't had much time for browsing MT (as you can see from how long it has taken me to reply.... gomen!) but I'm excited to see more of your work! ^^ And I will return the favor by posting a picture in your GB too, when I get around to making one.
I'm adding you to my watch and friend list, if that's alright!

Quote by b3nitoraHey there! Thanks for takin' my quizzes! I forgot I even HAD quizzes! Thanks for reminding me If the notifcations don't like, its been a while since ya took 'em, ya probably don't even remember them. Ive been in the hospital, had some surgery, im tryin to catch up on my notifications! Some day I will lol! What was I here for? Yes! Quizzes! I hope you enjoyed taking them and got everything you hoped for and more! Take care! Thanks again!

No prob
Omg, you had an operation? I hope you're feeling better now ^^
What did you had operated? That sounds painful!
Well, anyways, I really enjoyed the quizzes

Quote: I've actually read this manga, my friend owns it...at least I think she still owns it. It was an OK read, gets a bit to cheesealicious for my taste. ^_^ But that's besides the fact, very good wallpaper I see here! I really enjoy the background, and I am the last person to approve of brick, but you made it work and work it did! *in a stoner accent* Sweet wallpaper dude.

haha, thanks dude