Quote by siliver16really..... ur
weakness is for someone esle like (the green dragon...)
lol so u r a cat again...
The green dragon isn't my weakness,
she's my strenght. If for some reason I would become in danger, she will quickly
come to my rescue and anniliate my opponent.
i see.
i got a question for u...what is wrong with ur friend jasyin....
Quote by siliver16then whatabout your
mom and dad.....?
You are asking too many questions about my
geneology.
I'm no fool, I know you are trying to find my weakness.
Well, I have news for you, I have no weaknesses. muhahahahahahahaha,
meow
really..... ur weakness is for someone esle like (the green dragon...)
lol so u r a cat again...
Your GB has been stained by the taint known as j0n0.
Please respond with uncontrolled panic attacks, extreme paranoia
which will lead to your ultimate demise
as j0n0's flithy stain further infest your life.
haha
merged: 02-24-2006 ~ 10:18am
Quote by xangeYay i have good news i got a
JOB *dances* as a recepcionist at a publicity agency called adwork, their
website is as follows adworkscorp.com im the new image of the company, i have my
own desk and im the first person any client that comes in sees the rest of the
crew is upstairs ^^ i am so honored, my presence is indeed beautiful, hey one
little detail, all the staff there is young woman kinda weird, but anyways im
one of the bunch who decorates the cute little corporation
^^
What do you mean your the new image? You mean like a
model? If so, you must be pretty hot, LOL XP.
Don't be too surprise about so many young woman. Woman typically are more
interested in fashion and design. And the young ones know whats in style now
better than the older ones.
Nevertheless, congragulations. You have joined the work force where you will
earn, spend, and get frustrated with work. LOL.
Ha! Model? Are you kidding me, I didn't make a bach. for a miserable air-head
job such as the one you just mentioned. I am the new image of the corporation I
work for in the sense that I am the receptionist, the first person you see when
you enter the building. The rest of the crew you find only upstairs, they're
kind of "hidden". I manage the correspondence, the clients for ex.
Starbucks clients and other important firms. My company does publicity for
famous companies, this type of publicity is often found on the newspaper where
our commercials are shown. Our job is to promote other companys with commercials
for the media and we get paid for doing so.
We have a crew of creativity: the sells executive, the one that manages social
events, the accountant, the one in charge of printing out our work and the
president. I will assist most of the crew with the filling and managing area and
also the accountant so I'm not only going to work as a secretary, but also I
will gain other knowledge as I keep working there. There I will meet so many
opportunities to grow professionally that I can't protest.
Quote by j0n0Ah, whatttt is ttthis, why is
ttttthere so many tttt's. Ahhh, ttttthe horror. LMAO.
I'm still having writters block. I just can't get anything
good.
the chicken flu is back :P I've written a poem already..a miracle after all the
brainfreeze but dun think it's good enough to be posted here what
do u think? should I release the virus?
Quote by j0n0
Yeah, you did bought this shirt, at the dollar store!
And i never agreed to wait, you just assumed i did. And wait for what,
valentines day, marriage?
Thats too far away. And the nice outfits aren't helping!
*sees happy crying*
ah shit, don't do that
*tries to fight off sympathy feeling*
then what am I suppost to do? Huh!
I don't have anymore money to enjoy life even a little bit.
I can't take you out,
I can't eat a decent meal,
I can't even play poker with the guys on loose change.
*still sees happy crying*
God damn it!
*lost the fight against sympathy*
*hugs happy*
It's ok honey, i'll think of something.
LOL, waiting? How did i know that was going to come up? LOL
Plus, I would have no problem wearing a pink shirt as long as it had a cool
saying on it.
Aw... So nice...
He's comforting me... ^__^
*feels so much better*
*hugs back*
So comfortable... ^__^
*looks up at him*
Honey... I didn't buy that shirt for a dollar... It was two dollars!
Honey... You did promise to wait... You just forgot... ^__^
Money's not everything, sweetheart.
Isn't life much more enjoyable when you have me beside you?
You know, I can always cook for you. My cooking's decent enough, so you won't
get killed.
You don't have to play poker with loose change with your friends! You can always
go to the Coinstar located in Dillon's! ^__^
*smiles sweetly*
I know you don't want to do that, anyways.
I will help pay at least 1/3 or your hospital bill. Okay?
*hugs tighter*
Hmm... Maybe I should have said I was rape? @__@
You have no problem wearing a pink shirt, huh? GREAT!
Then I can say almost anything that I want with you! SUPER AWESOME!
Next time, I'll say I brought you a pink shirt with a teddy bear says "I
love you/ I miss you" on it! ^__^
merged: 02-24-2006 ~ 01:48pm
Quote by j0n0Please don't tell me your
ignoring me. Did I do something to upset you?
*I make a sad cute face, "think pussy cat from shreak 2"*
Was it the sex thing? Or you just can't stand it when a man hugs you?
Aww... You actually miss me! ^__^
I'm so going to gloat now!
No, I'm not ignoring you. No, it's not the sex thing. I actually like hugs.
Your GB has been stained by the taint known as j0n0.
Please respond with uncontrolled panic attacks, extreme paranoia
which will lead to your ultimate demise
as j0n0's flithy stain further infest your life.
haha
Yay i have good news i got a JOB *dances* as a recepcionist at a publicity
agency called adwork, their website is as follows adworkscorp.com im the new
image of the company, i have my own desk and im the first person any client that
comes in sees the rest of the crew is upstairs ^^ i am so honored, my presence
is indeed beautiful, hey one little detail, all the staff there is young woman
kinda weird, but anyways im one of the bunch who decorates the cute little
corporation ^^
Quote by j0n0
*Grabs another rib and breaks it out of anger*
First off, the only place I can drink is my friends house coz right now, i can't
afford alcohol.
Second, your love isn't recoprocated, not monetary, barely physically, and not
even socially.
The only thing you do, is shop for yourself, try to kill me, and make fun of
me.
*waitress comes over*
Waitress: Is everything alright?
Me: NO!
Waitress: Ah, is there something I ca..
Me: NO!
Waitress: Ah, then I'll just leave this here
*waitress puts check on the table*
Me: Thank you, sorry about that.
*waitress leaves a little startled and confused*
*So frustrated that I lost my appetite*
*I grab the check, put the appropriete amount on the table*
You cover the tip.
GOODBYE!
*storm out of the resturant*
LOL, I don't resort to violence, but I refuse to hear bullshit.
LOL
*sigh*
He's throwing tantrums.
Here we go again.
*pays the tip*
*goes after him*
*grabs his arm*
Hey, you're not usually so voilent.
Can't we talk about this?
*recieved the silent treatment*
*feeling anger*
I don't always shop for myself! I shopped for you, too!
Who brought that blue shirt that you're wearing? ME!
Three days ago, I brought clothes for you as an apology for breaking your
ribs!
But you weren't even home!
We went out today and everything was going well.
It was you who wanted to talk about money!
I was there for you but you weren't there for me!
Physical contact? Sex? Did you forget that I'm a virgin! You agreed to wait!
Don't you start complaining!
I'm always trying to talk to you!
But you never listen to me!
*running out of steam*
*tears are welling*
I love you.
I really do love you.
Don't you ever walk out on me like that...
*looks at him with teary eyes*
*sniff sniff sniff*
LMAO! I can't believe you made a scene!
LOL! Honey, you can't even hear bullshit because your reading! And no, it's not
BULLSHIT!
Is it so wrong to make fun of you? @__@
I was so tempted to say I brought you a pink shirt. LOL!
merged: 02-23-2006 ~ 03:33am
Geez... What's with the GB taints. @__@
If you noticed, your GB has ME written all over it!
Quote by siliver16and i will taint your
guestbook as well....with......(i have not decided yet what...) why would i
panic anyway....i mean a cute little kitten will not hurt me....
and when u mean "jono's flithy stain" is it something u threw up
right...like a hairball...
jk..lol
You will panic because my taint will devour your GB.
Soon, it will be nothing but my taint in every message, in every word.
And I'm a bunny now, I have to infiltrate the bunny's lair so I can take his
world domination plans for myself. Ahh, now you know too much. You must die
now
LOL
no...i worried about if your joy will overpower mine......
if you taint my gb that i taint ur gb...when u decide to be a bunny...(cute
bunnies don't take over the world...)they just eat carrots and poop all
day...lol
i feel u know too much about world domination...maybe u such write a book about
it...
u never have the heart to kill me....lol
Your GB has been stained by the taint known as j0n0.
Please respond with uncontrolled panic attacks, extreme paranoia
which will lead to your ultimate demise
as j0n0's flithy stain further infest your life.
haha
LMAO! you have been counterattacked by the t-virus and sheltox :P
btw..u doing any poems lately? I'm having brainfreeze at the moment..probably
due to the filthy stain :P
Quote by j0n0
*happy grabs my hand*
*thinking to myself* "Something doesn't seem right"
"She was really pissed at me for 3 days, but she said she forgave me,
hmm"
"I bet she was thinking of how to beat me up"
"and probably now trying to do something evil at Joes"
"Oh great, now I have to keep my guard up"
"Why can't I just peacefully relax around her?" XP
*smiles at happy, and go with her to Joes like everything is fine*
LOL, teddy bear. Well, the hugs i don't mind, kisses i would prefer. LOL, that
just such a guy responce.
*walking to Joe's with J0n0 in the beautiful afternoon sun*
*thinking of schemes*
*gives him a big smile*
*starts skipping and twirling*
*J0n0 thinks I'm out of my mind*
*still scheming*
*arrived at Joe's*
Not much today. I have to go somewhere! Don't have too much fun without me!
^__^
Yeah... You're a typical red-blooded American male... LOL!
merged: 02-19-2006 ~ 03:40am
Quote by j0n0thats because I'm the perfect
man for you LOL
Uh... Perfect man for me... @.@
All right... I need to get back to my beauty sleep.
LMAO!
merged: 02-19-2006 ~ 03:20pm
Quote by j0n0
*the greeter sits us down*
*we casually look at the menu*
* the waitress comes by*
Waitress: So what can I get you two to drink?
Me: I'll take a coke. What would like honey?
*happy gets her drink*
*continue to look at the menu, in silence*
*thats when I started to play footsies with happy*
Well I'm trying to make it interesting. LOL.
By the way, I'm not an american. Technically, I'm an american citizen, but I
spent the first half of my childhood in Russia.
Hmm... I want a sprite.
*mind still scheming*
*starts reading the menu*
*felt J0n0 toed my foot*
Footsie? He wants to play footsie... @__@
*starts playing footsie while reading the menu*
*accidently steps on his toes a few times*
*he didn't make any complaint*
*keeps playing footsie*
Hmm... What is he up to now?
I stepped on his toes really hard. He's not giving me weird looks.
*looks at menu*
Hmm... What should I eat? Oh, got it! ^__^
*starts talking to J0n0*
Hey, baby, what are you planning to eat?
I was thinking about the turkey club sandwich.
*looks at him*
*he's immersed in playing footsie with me*
*plays footsie with him, lightly*
You are a Russian-American! ^__^BTW, do you speak Russian?
Man, I'm so tired. I went to this international talent show with my friend. Met
new people. I hugged all the strangers there!
Hey there's this saying... There's no such thing as strangers, just friends you
haven't met.
But man oh man... I AM DEAD TIRED!
'Nite, hon.
Quote by j0n0
I wished, i have a to go to college, take a test, and then stay in a 4 hour lab.
It wont be a happy day at all.
But, you can go ahead and enjoy it. And remember to eat some chocolate, it will
help control those hormones. lol.
I just have 1 class tomorrow morning with a short quiz.
No worries! I'll eat your chocolates for you!
^__^
merged: 02-15-2006 ~ 10:19am
Quote by j0n0
*couple of days later, hiding out and revoring*
Now that i'm all healed, let c what to do?...
I guess i should call my sweet honey,
she's probably worried sick about me
*calls happy's cell phone*
*gets voice mail*
"Hi, honey lips, this is your sweet loving tiger.
I know i said we would be doing something 3 days ago,
but I got too drunk and really needed to heal up.
But now, I'm all better and let me make it up to,
Ok honey buns."
LOL
3 days later...
*feeling tired*
*turns on cell*
*listen to his message*
*starts screaming at the cell*
Tiger...? Tiger, my ass! ARGH!
After 3 long days, he has the gall to call me back! ARGH! MEN! So despicable!
Oh! And the only reason he forgot about our date was because he was DEAD DRUNK!
ARGH!
*starts banging my head against the wall*
I bet the only reason he called was because he was BORED OUT OF HIS MIND!
ARGH!
*starts punching the wall*
*feeling really horrible than before*
LMAO! Oh, the vexation! @__@
merged: 02-16-2006 ~ 12:40am
Quote by j0n0
*after talking to some mutual friends*
Shit, she's pissed.
Ok,..I need, flowers, chocolate..lots of chocolate, an apology card,
And a cute stuffed animal. Walmart, here I come. LOL
*gets to walmart*
maybe a makeup kit...*thinks for a little bit*...No, she might think i'm
implying she's not pretty enough
Oh, fat-free chocolates...No, then she'll think I'm saying she's fat
Eureka, a cute stuffed tiger...Yes this will be perfect.
Damn, which flowers...
roses? No, not for an apology. Well, one wouldn't hurt.
Carnations? No, I haven't even met her mom.
Daisies? I guess 2 of those.
Tulips? Hell no, I don't want to imply there should be a change.
Violets? yes, she loves the color blue.
Flowers, check
Animal, check
Card, check
Chocolates, double check.
Now, I just have to find her. How hard can that be?
LOL, that was long and required some thinking. How did you like my
poem?
*feels a little better*
*mind starts wandering*
NO! I will not think about that jerk! JERK! ARGH! Will not think of him! Will
not! WILL NOT! WILL NOT!
That's it, I'm going to cook!
*starts cooking chicken lo mein for lunch*
*inhale the delicious aroma*
Mmm... YUMMY!
*feels a little better*
*finish eating*
Hmm... Now what shall I do? Oh! Water my beloved plants! YES!
*waters plants*
*make myself busy*
^__^ You're poem is so silly! LOL! Whatcha gonna do now...? LMAO!
merged: 02-16-2006 ~ 12:34pm
Quote by j0n0
*come over to happy's house*
Flowers, check
One cute stuffed tiger, check
Lots of assorted chocolates, check
Apology letter, check
*Purposely didn't shave, wore wrinkled up smelly shirt and dirty jeans, topped
off with messed up hair*
Make myself look like I can't function properly without her, double check.
Here goes nothing.
*rings the door bell*
LOL! My poem was silly . I
thought it was valentiny. lol
*heard doorbell ring*
*looks out the window*
What is he up to now?
Hmm... 5 o'clock shadow and messy hair... He looks so hopelessly adorable!
No wait! Hopelessly adorable? He's doing that on purpose!
*notices the tiger, chocolates, flowers, and card*
Aww... The tiger's so cute! The chocolates looks so delicious! The flowres looks
so beautiful! Oh... The card!
What the hell am I thinking?!
*berates myself*
He just wants to make up for ditching me!
Heh. I'm not so easily charmed this time, sweetie.
*opens door*
YAY! I'm going to give you a hard time now! YAY! @__@
merged: 02-17-2006 ~ 12:21pm
Quote by j0n0
*I drop down on my knees*
*my head bowed*
Honey, I am truly sorry! I messed up.
My behavior was unexcusable, I should of at least called.
I know that I don't really deserve you, but could you forgive me?
*the neighbor makes a whipping sound*
*ignoring the neigbor, I make an innocent smile*
I also got you "forgive me" gifts
ROFLMAO, I don't know if i can ever go sooooooooo low.
LOL
*nearly had a heart attack*
Well... That was quite unexpected...
*compose myself*
*incredulous look*
OH! Suddenly you make MYSELF sound so IMPORTANT!
I assure you, which I WASN'T 3 days AGO!
Forgive you?! You're asking for forgiveness? ARGH!
Why should I forgive you? I'm still really angry with you!
How could you do that to ME! Were you so DRUNK that you don't REMEMBER you had a
DATE with ME?! That is very INTOLERABLE! ARGH!
I've had enough of your games! You know what?! You can stay on your knees
forever!
I bet you never STOOPED so LOW in your godforsaken LIFE! ARGH!
*keeps reprimanding, chastising, criticizing him for several more minutes*
*running out of fumes*
*saw him flashing a smile*
*groans*
Argh... I forgive you... Get up.
The neighbors are staring.
*accepts the gifts*
Lets go inside.
LMAO! I really wasn't expecting that! That was funny! LOL! I had a great one!
Thanks! @__@
If I have to
explain it in detail.
You have more problems than I can ever hope to fix.
LOL
LOL! Are you making fun of me!? Meanie! I'll hurt you! ARGH! LOL!
I was kinda thinking that you meant like a cat-walk... LOL!
You can always tell me. I'm too curious for my own good. LMAO!
merged: 02-17-2006 ~ 02:18pm
Quote by j0n0
*walk in, smell something*
Ahh, do you have anything to eat?
I kinda skipped lunch & breakfest today...
trying to think of how to...apologies.
*do the cute puppy face smile*
LOL, I knew you wouldn't expect that one. The best policy in those situations,
say what the other person is thinking before they have a chance to.
LOL
*put the gifts on the table*
*turns around and smile back at him*
WHAM!
*knock him to the floor*
*starts rough-housing*
This is what you get for ditching me!
*knee him in the groin*
OH! I'm sorry! Is Little J0n0 okay? Hey, no worries! You can still procreate
with one testicle!
*skull bash*
*dizzy*
*sits on him*
*looks at his pained face*
*starts laughing*
I'm feeling much better! How are you feeling, love? Do you want to eat? I'll
cook you something. Hmmm?
*looks at him expectantly*
LMAO! I've always wanted to do that! I got to do it! YAY! LOL!
BTW, I'm doing homework. I came across this article about people with low IQs
die younger. Too bad it didn't say by how many years.
Idiots walk the earth and repopulate! @__@ I shouldn't say that though...
Because it's really mean of me. ARGH!
*happy puts the gifts on the table*
*she turns around and smile back at him*
*and doses off to dreamland with a big grin on her face*
Uh, sweatie, are day dreaming again?
Hello, anybody there.
*flashes hands in front of her face, no response*
ok, how about we just go out an eat.
You know, nothing too fancy. Hmm, how about Joe's down the street?
*looks at happy hoping she responds*
LOL, sorry nomore, i'm not getting beat up so you can have your laugh.
I already made fun of myself, and I'm not planning to become your punching
bag.
Aww... You're no fun! LOL! Well... At least, I got it out of my system! So I'm
good!
What was actually going through my head...
*thinking of rumpling his hair and clothes up even more*
LOL... He would be so handsomely adorable! Just the way I like!
*sees his hand waving in front of my face*
What the hell? Who does he think I am? An idiot?
Waving his hand in my face. ARGH!
What was that? He doesn't want me to cook?
He wants to go out and eat! And at Joe's no less!
Hmm... I've been stuck at home all day.
Maybe a little fun wouldn't be so bad... *evil*
*looks at him*
You want to eat at Joe's? Sure, baby, I don't mind. Lets get out of the house.
*grabs his hand*
LOL! The point of trying to beat you up is to see what you would come up with.
Awww... You don't want to be my punching bag... Fine! You can be my teddy bear!
^__^ LMAO! I'm always waiting for a good laugh. Thanks for the heaps of
laughter.
I'm sleepy.
Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
yo...it takes forever to scroll down to the quick reply box... can u help me?
how do you change youre userpage back to the skin that our users already
made?/
Quote by j0n0
Side note: arnold swarchenegger was accused of sexual harrasment by several
women when he ran for office. Specifically, the woman claim that he gropped
them.
Enough with the treats,
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just
looking at the exit, constantly.
*keeps walking strainght not looking at happy and trying not to smile*
And baby, you don't want to hurt your sweetheart
*whispers* more than you already have
LOL
Side note: REALLY?! I didn't know that... Hey, I don't live in California! @_@
Wonder what his wife thinks about that! LOL!
Baby, the exit is just right in front of you! If you walk straight to it, you
might be out of the hospital in no time! @__@
*whispers back*
Sweetheart, tough love.
*grabs J0n0's hand and ran to the exit*
Now, lets get out of here before the nurses want you back inside! @_@
LOL!
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 02:25pm
Quote by j0n0
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, ow
*get outside of hospital*
Ok now, i'm going to go home...and sleep
after I get a shot of whiskey, coz this is too much for one day
LOL, lets see how you haddle alcohol XP
*looks at J0n0*
I knew it! You just want to get me drunk then run from my wrath!
*points at him*
See! I know how your mind works!
*grabs his hand and walks the other direction*
It's too early to get drunk, go home and to bed! We still have several more
hours! ^__^
Let's do something fun!
*starts chattering away at J0n0*
LOL! Alcohol... I handle it quite well, thank you. ^__~
merged: 02-09-2006 ~ 12:04pm
Quote by j0n0
*stops*
I said I need a shot, i didn't mention anything about you.
And second of all, I wouldn't get you drunk to run away from your
"wrath"
I would get you drunk for other reasons
But thats beside the point.
Now sweetie, i'm in pain, the more i move, the more pain i feel
I just want something to dull the pain
And somewhere where I can relax my body
*I look deeply into happy's eyes*
Now honey, is that really that much to ask?
lol
HEY! Why'd you suddenly stop?
*looks at him*
Get me drunk for other reasons? LOL! Besides the point, huh? Yeah, whatever. It
wouldn't be fun if I were drunk anyways, sweetie.
*J0n0 looks deeply into my eyes*
Okay... I'll let you rest if you get this question right, honey.
When you look into my eyes, are my eyes the same or different hues of
color?
*smiles charmingly*
C'mon. I'm waiting for an answer.
LOL! @_@
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 01:34am
Quote by j0n0
LOL, you shouldn't ask an optics question from a physic major.
Of course your eyes change hues.
*Takes off happy's glasses*
*and still looking deeply in happy's eyes*
I prefer this hue coz its complimented by those cherry lips
*I run my finger gently across happy's lower lip*
And this soft gentle skin,
like the favorite spot on the couch
you always want its comfort, its love
LOL
*blush*
Stop it. You're such a romantic. It's embarassing.
*looks away from him*
Go home to bed, get a shot of whiskey. Knock yourself out. I don't care.
*takes back my eyeglasses*
I'm going shopping, hon.
*make funny faces at him*
LMAO! @_@
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 02:38am
LOL!
I looked at your photo and realized that the mouse is holding a bomb, to get to
the cheese!
@_@
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 02:02pm
Quote by j0n0
J0n0's list., Happy's reply., j0n0's follow up MY FOLLOW UP
1) If she's not the entertainment in the bedroom, I'll find some other way to
entertain myself in there. (refers to JenosydesWhisperMatrix rule #38)
TV in the bedroom? Knock yourself out, hon.
Ok, let me first stop at the XXX store, lol Go right ahead!
2) 32-16-24 (the guys will understand), the first # can be bigger.
Who the hell do you think I am?! Little bust, tiny waist, small hips?! You want
a tiny girl?! @__@ 34-26-35... I'm not going to change myself to fit your
standards! Not crazy! @__@
Get on the treadmill honey and work those buns. What are you insinuating, senor? That I'm
overweight/ fat/ chubby!?
3) Cannot be taller than me (6'3") or shorter by a foot.
I'm 5'6" that works!
The first criteria that you actually met. so your 3:1 WOW, what a surprise! @_@
4) Knows when the man is in the garage working, she can only say "Dinners
ready" or "Someones on the phone for you" to him.
Honey, can I join you? Can you show me how to fix my car?
I caaaaaan -_^ but you missed the point. I didn't miss the point. The point is... I'm
going to defy all the rules!
5) She does little things to make herself look preaty for her man.
Honey, I always look like this! @__@
That makes it 5:2, not doing very good honey. Are you saying I don't look
good?!
6) Doesn't fall for bullshit, i.e. horoscopes, aura cleansing, scientology,
etc.
Sweetheart, I'm smarter than that.
5:3. cathing up. I'm surprise you didn't tag along a negative
comment to this one.
7) Supportive.
Sure, it's your decision. I hope it's not stupid.
LOL, good one, 5:4 Thanks! ^__^
8) Will do the taxes, coz i never want to touch them.
YAY! More money for me.
5:4.5, don't be stealing money. Hey if the taxes are in my name, that's not
stealing, hon.
9) She must have an open but critical mind, i know it sounds like a
contradiction, but some stuff is bullshit.
I'm very open-minded and very critical. Contradiction is my middle name! @__@
I believe you,...believe that you contradict yourself all the time. LOL I'm not the only one who is contradicting one
self! Therefore, you're not allow to criticize!
10) Knows that when the guys are over, you cannot talk about feelings.
Bull! I'll ruin your boys day just to spite you! ^__~
6:5 You don't have a spicy comment to say about
this?
11) When having s** (forgot, children might be here), being intimate, you cannot
mention other partners in a positive sense.
Hey, the past is the past. But past partners might be better than you, sweetie.
LOL!
10:5, likewise. Two can play this game! @__@
12) Loves to go shooting.
Can I shoot you?
Only if you shot yourself in the head first. then and only then is it ok. LOL Why don't we try... You shoot me. I shoot you...
^__~
13) Can drive a stick shift car
I've always wanted to drive one. Are you going to show me how?
12:5, wanting to learn isn't good enough. I'll show you if and only if you give
me a *^%#%!* I think you were a bit dyslexic at the end. Now
what were you trying to say?
14) Read a map.
I'm very map-literate, unlike you. Men who refuse to ask for directions when
lost! @__@
I don't need directions when i have a map, because i become GOD. I know where
everything is. OMG! You're the god of the
map-illiterates!
15) Is somewhat athletic.
You got it babe!
12:7, Sorry babe, you just aint good enough, LOL. Again... Are you implying something here...?
Hmm?
This just hurts!
27. Can easily kick-ass and win fights if the situations happen to come up.
Hey, I always win! Just let me kick J0n0 in the nuts! Just kidding. Right now, I'm really considering
it.
I guess now I have to keep on looking
Hey, you implied that I'm fat. TWICE!
How the hell did you tally up the score anyways?!
I'll say close your eyes and keep on dreaming for the one.
*sticks my tongue at him*
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 02:10pm
Quote by j0n0
Now honey, i didnt' meant it like that
how about i go home and get some rest.
you do your shopping
and afterwards, we you can come over
and we will watch the stars and gossip while drinking some hot chocolate.
*graps happy's hand, looks into her eyes, and smiles*
How does that sound?
LOL
*purse lips in thoughts*
That sounds really great, hon.
*smiles brilliantly*
You go home and rest.
I'll go shopping!
After that, I'll come over and visit!
1) Again you missed the point, I prefer you as the
entertainment, if you don't want to entertain, its pointless for you be around
(at all) Again, tis you who missed the point. Not I. Is
the meaning to hard to comprehend? Why must you be for and against
that?
2) I can go for 34-20-30 but no more. And yes,
Hint Hint XP Keep dreaming, hon. By then you're an old
perverted geezer!
4) The only thing you'll defy is gravity as I
through you out the window. Sure. Do as you please. I'll make sure you get
yourself electrocuted or maybe lose some limbs. *evil*
5) No, i was saying 2 out of 5 isn't good, I can
tell you if you look good, if i had a decent pic of you. After all that negative comments?! I don't think
so!
8) I'll probably be making more than you after I
get my MS in Physics, so the taxes will be in my name. For a Physics major your comprehension
sucks.
11) If you notice, the score jump up from 5 to 10,
coz this is unacceptable, unnegotiable. LOL! You weren't very accepting and negeotiating
in the first place! I don't need this from you!
12) Don't tempt me, coz i will put blanks in
yours. I'll make sure your fake gun looks like the real
thing!
13) no, its a 7 letter word that starts with
b. I'm not even going to guess. If you want to say
it, say it. Don't beat around the bushes.
15) Why no FATso, why would i imply
anything? You have many times. I see why not this time?
BTW, honey, I'm not fat!
Hey, you implied that I'm fat. TWICE!
How the hell did you tally up the score anyways?!
I'll say close your eyes and keep on dreaming for the one.
*sticks my tongue at him* Hold on, let me get the scissors and fix that
problem. *click* there, it should bother me anymore.
HEY! How dare you cut my tongue! That's mean!
*bash J0n0's head*
You had it coming! ARGH!
LOL! This is ridiculous!
merged: 02-11-2006 ~ 04:15pm
Quote by j0n0
*go to a friends house, start chugging on the Jack Daneils*
*pass out while trying to read the Bleach Manga*
LOL, i didn't go home
*done shopping*
*in a really happy mood*
*went over to his place*
*rings door bell*
*recieves no answer*
He's... Not... Home...
I thought he said he was tired.
He didn't want to go shopping with me because he said he was tired.
Apparently, he wasn't tired enough to go home.
Then where the f**king hell is he?!
*calls his cell phone*
*reached voice mail instead*
I thought you wanted to spend time with me.
Where the hell are you?!
You are a JERK! The biggest one, I've ever met!
*turns off cell phone*
*left to go to the park*
@__@ Man, that was long. LOL!
merged: 02-11-2006 ~ 04:30pm
Quote by j0n0ahh, happy is spamming my GB,
post something crappy so i can fun of you!
The accusation!
You started it first!
Don't you start complaining!
ARGH!
@__@
You always say this, i know you can handle much
more harsh critisisms. So here goes one; it SUCKS, it sucks soooooo baaaaaddd
that a hoover vacuum cleaner couldn't compare to the sucking power of your poem.
(lame joke, i know ) So
you should just QUIT, GIVE UP, THROW IN THE TOWEL and go suck somewhere
else!
P.S. If you couldn't catch the sarcasm, you really do suck
yeah i caught it lol
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 08:33am
Quote by j0n0World of War Craft, that
explains where you been all this time. I personally haven't played, but i saw
the game plenty in action. I just don't have the time to play it, and also don't
want to pay them each month to play it. But the poem is well put together,
almost reminds me of my "meat night" but without the vulgarity. LOL
yeah its a very addictive game. plus until now i had writers block lol
it isnt that much to pay for each month anf thanks for the complement yeah it
knida is huh? lol
Quote by j0n0
Are there any more weapons I should know about?
Like something between your tights XP (LOL)
*happy tries to grab her knife*
Leave the knife, honey. I'll protect you if anything goes wrong.
*whispers* "just who's gonna protect me from you"
*pulls happy closer to me and wraps my other hang around her other arm*
*starts moving wraped around arm down her arm checking for more weapons*
What the hell is this, another knife? Are some kind of assassin are
something?
LOL
Hey! How could you think that I'm going to hurt you?! I would never! ... Only
when you do something drastic... Like... Piss me off...
*innocent smile*
Hey, what're your hands doing?! Quit groping me!
*looks at knives*
*nervous laughs*
Sweetheart, those knives are just a safety measure. You know, just in case I go
out at night and get attack. Yeah, that's what those are for. ^__^
Even if you protect me, honey, but you're not always with me. I gotta protect
myself.
No. I'm not an assassin... But I have thought of being one when I was
small.
*wink* ^__~
ROFL! @_@
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 01:22am
Quote by j0n0
*looks at happy with astonishment and admoration*
*for she just did her first sexy combo: possible assissin, loves me, just wink
at me*
ahh...wait, how is grabbing your other hand considered groping?
you almost killed me and your saying i can't even hold you?
That aint right!
*feeling of happy as being sexy faded with her accusation*
*lets go of happy and starts walking by myself*
ROFL
Sexy? Baby, I'm not sexy, if ever!
*looks at him slowly walking ahead*
Hey! If you're walking alone, I'll hug you again!
*runs up and grab J0n0's arm*
LOL! @_@
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 04:37am
Quote by j0n0
Sexy? not anymore,... accusing me of groping
I'm not arnold swarchinagar (how ever the hell you spell his last name)
*continues to walk trying to not look at happy's beautiful face*
LOL
*refuse to let go of his arm*
Oh, honey, I was just kidding about the groping part. It's harmless! @_@
What does this have to do with Arnold Swarchenegger?
*blinks*
Hey, if you don't pay attention to me, I'll do something you'll regret!
Quote by j0n0
Let go of me woman, i do as I PLEASE
*breaks away from happy's grip*
Ahh, what the hell are you doing?
*(knowing i couldn't possible dodge any physical attack, i could only respond
one way to save my already broken ribs) I kiss happy smack on her lips, and
gently grab her hands away from me*
*I slowly maneveur her to the bed where i lay her down and strap her down*
Now you can't hurt me
*Start to walk away*
Nurse, happy needs her morphine. She's becoming delusional again.
ROFL
Whoo hm ull mur uz huing?! (What the hell are you doing?!)
*lips are released*
*watches J0n0 walks away*
Hey, where the hell do you think you're going?!
*pulls out knife under long sleeve*
*cuts straps*
*threw the knife at J0n0's calf*
You see! That wouldn't have happened if you didnt' try to leave, sweetheart!
Also, you shouldn't have call me DELUSIONAL!
LMAO! @_@
merged: 02-07-2006 ~ 11:22am
Quote by j0n0
*knife misses me by 2 inches*
Why the f*ck are caring a knife?!
*nurse looks into the room wondering what was going on*
*both of us ackwardly smile at the nurse *
How about we just leave before they start inspecting?
*I grab happy's hand and start walking toward the exit*
*mubbling to myself* "i'm so gonna die"
LOL
I have a knife for protection, silly.
*innocent look*
All right, lets get out of here...
Before I do major bodily harm to you, sweetie.
Aww... Sweetie, I wouldn't kill you because I love you so!
Quote by j0n0
*I push happy off of me*
SHAKING ME ONLY MAKES IT WORSE!
*coughs out more blood*
and apperently screaming doesn't help either.
*coughs more blood out*
Now please help me to the hospital sweetie
LOL
Honey! You gotta stop talking.
You'll only lose more blood, sweetheart.
Let's take you to the hospital.
It's only 20 steps away.
*at the hospital*
Ah, honey, the doctor's diagnostic was you have a punctured right lung, but it's
been sewn shut and a little internal hemorrhaging.
Other than that you're fine.
*smiles*
See... It wasn't so bad. You just have to stay for several days in the hospital
for check up.
^__^
merged: 02-07-2006 ~ 09:19am
Quote by j0n0
Give me my vicodin
I'm leaving,...*i slowly creep to get my clothes*...now
*takes about 30 min just put on my pants*...ok now
*starts to go out the door* I expect something damn woderful form for this
really really great
AND NO HUGS, until i heal
LOL
Honey! You can't go anywhere until the doctor says it's okay to do so!
*pulls J0n0 back to the bed*
You better stay! Don't you dare move! Don't make me strap you down, hon! That'll
probably make your situation worse.
*sigh*
I'll try not to bear hug you, until you're healed. I'll try to control
myself.
i see.
i got a question for u...what is wrong with ur friend jasyin....
then whatabout your mom and dad.....?
merged: 02-26-2006 ~ 12:10am
really..... ur weakness is for someone esle like (the green dragon...)
lol so u r a cat again...
Ha! Model? Are you kidding me, I didn't make a bach. for a miserable air-head job such as the one you just mentioned. I am the new image of the corporation I work for in the sense that I am the receptionist, the first person you see when you enter the building. The rest of the crew you find only upstairs, they're kind of "hidden". I manage the correspondence, the clients for ex. Starbucks clients and other important firms. My company does publicity for famous companies, this type of publicity is often found on the newspaper where our commercials are shown. Our job is to promote other companys with commercials for the media and we get paid for doing so.
We have a crew of creativity: the sells executive, the one that manages social events, the accountant, the one in charge of printing out our work and the president. I will assist most of the crew with the filling and managing area and also the accountant so I'm not only going to work as a secretary, but also I will gain other knowledge as I keep working there. There I will meet so many opportunities to grow professionally that I can't protest.
the chicken flu is back :P I've written a poem already..a miracle after all the brainfreeze but dun think it's good enough to be posted here
what
do u think? 
should I release the virus? 
Aw... So nice...
He's comforting me... ^__^
*feels so much better*
*hugs back*
So comfortable... ^__^
*looks up at him*
Honey... I didn't buy that shirt for a dollar... It was two dollars!
Honey... You did promise to wait... You just forgot... ^__^
Money's not everything, sweetheart.
Isn't life much more enjoyable when you have me beside you?
You know, I can always cook for you. My cooking's decent enough, so you won't get killed.
You don't have to play poker with loose change with your friends! You can always go to the Coinstar located in Dillon's! ^__^
*smiles sweetly*
I know you don't want to do that, anyways.
I will help pay at least 1/3 or your hospital bill. Okay?
*hugs tighter*
Hmm... Maybe I should have said I was rape? @__@
You have no problem wearing a pink shirt, huh? GREAT!
Then I can say almost anything that I want with you! SUPER AWESOME!
Next time, I'll say I brought you a pink shirt with a teddy bear says "I love you/ I miss you" on it! ^__^
merged: 02-24-2006 ~ 01:48pm
Aww... You actually miss me! ^__^
I'm so going to gloat now!
No, I'm not ignoring you. No, it's not the sex thing. I actually like hugs.
Yay i have good news i got a JOB *dances* as a recepcionist at a publicity agency called adwork, their website is as follows adworkscorp.com im the new image of the company, i have my own desk and im the first person any client that comes in sees the rest of the crew is upstairs ^^ i am so honored, my presence is indeed beautiful, hey one little detail, all the staff there is young woman kinda weird, but anyways im one of the bunch who decorates the cute little corporation ^^
*sigh*
He's throwing tantrums.
Here we go again.
*pays the tip*
*goes after him*
*grabs his arm*
Hey, you're not usually so voilent.
Can't we talk about this?
*recieved the silent treatment*
*feeling anger*
I don't always shop for myself! I shopped for you, too!
Who brought that blue shirt that you're wearing? ME!
Three days ago, I brought clothes for you as an apology for breaking your ribs!
But you weren't even home!
We went out today and everything was going well.
It was you who wanted to talk about money!
I was there for you but you weren't there for me!
Physical contact? Sex? Did you forget that I'm a virgin! You agreed to wait!
Don't you start complaining!
I'm always trying to talk to you!
But you never listen to me!
*running out of steam*
*tears are welling*
I love you.
I really do love you.
Don't you ever walk out on me like that...
*looks at him with teary eyes*
*sniff sniff sniff*
LMAO! I can't believe you made a scene!
LOL! Honey, you can't even hear bullshit because your reading! And no, it's not BULLSHIT!
Is it so wrong to make fun of you? @__@
I was so tempted to say I brought you a pink shirt. LOL!
merged: 02-23-2006 ~ 03:33am
Geez... What's with the GB taints. @__@
If you noticed, your GB has ME written all over it!
no...i worried about if your joy will overpower mine......
if you taint my gb that i taint ur gb...when u decide to be a bunny...(cute bunnies don't take over the world...)they just eat carrots and poop all day...lol
i feel u know too much about world domination...maybe u such write a book about it...
u never have the heart to kill me....lol
LMAO! you have been counterattacked by the t-virus and sheltox :P
btw..u doing any poems lately? I'm having brainfreeze at the moment..probably due to the filthy stain :P
*walking to Joe's with J0n0 in the beautiful afternoon sun*
*thinking of schemes*
*gives him a big smile*
*starts skipping and twirling*
*J0n0 thinks I'm out of my mind*
*still scheming*
*arrived at Joe's*
Not much today. I have to go somewhere! Don't have too much fun without me! ^__^
Yeah... You're a typical red-blooded American male... LOL!
merged: 02-19-2006 ~ 03:40am
Uh... Perfect man for me... @.@
All right... I need to get back to my beauty sleep.
LMAO!
merged: 02-19-2006 ~ 03:20pm
Hmm... I want a sprite.
*mind still scheming*
*starts reading the menu*
*felt J0n0 toed my foot*
Footsie? He wants to play footsie... @__@
*starts playing footsie while reading the menu*
*accidently steps on his toes a few times*
*he didn't make any complaint*
*keeps playing footsie*
Hmm... What is he up to now?
I stepped on his toes really hard. He's not giving me weird looks.
*looks at menu*
Hmm... What should I eat? Oh, got it! ^__^
*starts talking to J0n0*
Hey, baby, what are you planning to eat?
I was thinking about the turkey club sandwich.
*looks at him*
*he's immersed in playing footsie with me*
*plays footsie with him, lightly*
You are a Russian-American! ^__^BTW, do you speak Russian?
Man, I'm so tired. I went to this international talent show with my friend. Met new people. I hugged all the strangers there!
Hey there's this saying... There's no such thing as strangers, just friends you haven't met.
But man oh man... I AM DEAD TIRED!
'Nite, hon.
Thanks for the post in my thread.
Hey sweetheart!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
*hugs & kisses*
merged: 02-14-2006 ~ 11:19am
I just have 1 class tomorrow morning with a short quiz.
No worries! I'll eat your chocolates for you!
^__^
merged: 02-15-2006 ~ 10:19am
3 days later...
*feeling tired*
*turns on cell*
*listen to his message*
*starts screaming at the cell*
Tiger...? Tiger, my ass! ARGH!
After 3 long days, he has the gall to call me back! ARGH! MEN! So despicable!
Oh! And the only reason he forgot about our date was because he was DEAD DRUNK! ARGH!
*starts banging my head against the wall*
I bet the only reason he called was because he was BORED OUT OF HIS MIND! ARGH!
*starts punching the wall*
*feeling really horrible than before*
LMAO! Oh, the vexation! @__@
merged: 02-16-2006 ~ 12:40am
*feels a little better*
*mind starts wandering*
NO! I will not think about that jerk! JERK! ARGH! Will not think of him! Will not! WILL NOT! WILL NOT!
That's it, I'm going to cook!
*starts cooking chicken lo mein for lunch*
*inhale the delicious aroma*
Mmm... YUMMY!
*feels a little better*
*finish eating*
Hmm... Now what shall I do? Oh! Water my beloved plants! YES!
*waters plants*
*make myself busy*
^__^ You're poem is so silly! LOL! Whatcha gonna do now...? LMAO!
merged: 02-16-2006 ~ 12:34pm
*heard doorbell ring*
*looks out the window*
What is he up to now?
Hmm... 5 o'clock shadow and messy hair... He looks so hopelessly adorable!
No wait! Hopelessly adorable? He's doing that on purpose!
*notices the tiger, chocolates, flowers, and card*
Aww... The tiger's so cute! The chocolates looks so delicious! The flowres looks so beautiful! Oh... The card!
What the hell am I thinking?!
*berates myself*
He just wants to make up for ditching me!
Heh. I'm not so easily charmed this time, sweetie.
*opens door*
YAY! I'm going to give you a hard time now! YAY! @__@
merged: 02-17-2006 ~ 12:21pm
*nearly had a heart attack*
Well... That was quite unexpected...
*compose myself*
*incredulous look*
OH! Suddenly you make MYSELF sound so IMPORTANT!
I assure you, which I WASN'T 3 days AGO!
Forgive you?! You're asking for forgiveness? ARGH!
Why should I forgive you? I'm still really angry with you!
How could you do that to ME! Were you so DRUNK that you don't REMEMBER you had a DATE with ME?! That is very INTOLERABLE! ARGH!
I've had enough of your games! You know what?! You can stay on your knees forever!
I bet you never STOOPED so LOW in your godforsaken LIFE! ARGH!
*keeps reprimanding, chastising, criticizing him for several more minutes*
*running out of fumes*
*saw him flashing a smile*
*groans*
Argh... I forgive you... Get up.
The neighbors are staring.
*accepts the gifts*
Lets go inside.
LMAO! I really wasn't expecting that! That was funny! LOL! I had a great one! Thanks! @__@
merged: 02-17-2006 ~ 01:40pm
LOL! Are you making fun of me!? Meanie! I'll hurt you! ARGH! LOL!
I was kinda thinking that you meant like a cat-walk... LOL!
You can always tell me. I'm too curious for my own good. LMAO!
merged: 02-17-2006 ~ 02:18pm
*put the gifts on the table*
*turns around and smile back at him*
WHAM!
*knock him to the floor*
*starts rough-housing*
This is what you get for ditching me!
*knee him in the groin*
OH! I'm sorry! Is Little J0n0 okay? Hey, no worries! You can still procreate with one testicle!
*skull bash*
*dizzy*
*sits on him*
*looks at his pained face*
*starts laughing*
I'm feeling much better! How are you feeling, love? Do you want to eat? I'll cook you something. Hmmm?
*looks at him expectantly*
LMAO! I've always wanted to do that! I got to do it! YAY! LOL!
BTW, I'm doing homework. I came across this article about people with low IQs die younger. Too bad it didn't say by how many years.
Idiots walk the earth and repopulate! @__@ I shouldn't say that though... Because it's really mean of me. ARGH!
merged: 02-18-2006 ~ 03:23pm
Aww... You're no fun! LOL! Well... At least, I got it out of my system! So I'm good!
What was actually going through my head...
*thinking of rumpling his hair and clothes up even more*
LOL... He would be so handsomely adorable! Just the way I like!
*sees his hand waving in front of my face*
What the hell? Who does he think I am? An idiot?
Waving his hand in my face. ARGH!
What was that? He doesn't want me to cook?
He wants to go out and eat! And at Joe's no less!
Hmm... I've been stuck at home all day.
Maybe a little fun wouldn't be so bad... *evil*
*looks at him*
You want to eat at Joe's? Sure, baby, I don't mind. Lets get out of the house.
*grabs his hand*
LOL! The point of trying to beat you up is to see what you would come up with. Awww... You don't want to be my punching bag... Fine! You can be my teddy bear! ^__^ LMAO! I'm always waiting for a good laugh. Thanks for the heaps of laughter.
I'm sleepy.
Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
No prob but im a suister lol ^_^
merged: 02-14-2006 ~ 08:21am
Its all good.
Fool, how else do you infiltrate enemy lines ^_^
jaisayajin---->You know what I was thinking, let's team up instead - I can be the betrayer... *evil grin*
Let's declare war on my good friend j0n0, bwahahahahaha........
------------------(...)
what the hell was this about?
yo...it takes forever to scroll down to the quick reply box... can u help me? how do you change youre userpage back to the skin that our users already made?/
LOL - DORK!
Side note: REALLY?! I didn't know that... Hey, I don't live in California! @_@ Wonder what his wife thinks about that! LOL!
Baby, the exit is just right in front of you! If you walk straight to it, you might be out of the hospital in no time! @__@
*whispers back*
Sweetheart, tough love.
*grabs J0n0's hand and ran to the exit*
Now, lets get out of here before the nurses want you back inside! @_@
LOL!
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 02:25pm
*looks at J0n0*
I knew it! You just want to get me drunk then run from my wrath!
*points at him*
See! I know how your mind works!
*grabs his hand and walks the other direction*
It's too early to get drunk, go home and to bed! We still have several more hours! ^__^
Let's do something fun!
*starts chattering away at J0n0*
LOL! Alcohol... I handle it quite well, thank you. ^__~
merged: 02-09-2006 ~ 12:04pm
HEY! Why'd you suddenly stop?
*looks at him*
Get me drunk for other reasons? LOL! Besides the point, huh? Yeah, whatever. It wouldn't be fun if I were drunk anyways, sweetie.
*J0n0 looks deeply into my eyes*
Okay... I'll let you rest if you get this question right, honey.
When you look into my eyes, are my eyes the same or different hues of color?
*smiles charmingly*
C'mon. I'm waiting for an answer.
LOL! @_@
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 01:34am
*blush*
Stop it. You're such a romantic. It's embarassing.
*looks away from him*
Go home to bed, get a shot of whiskey. Knock yourself out. I don't care.
*takes back my eyeglasses*
I'm going shopping, hon.
*make funny faces at him*
LMAO! @_@
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 02:38am
LOL!
I looked at your photo and realized that the mouse is holding a bomb, to get to the cheese!
@_@
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 02:02pm
Hey, you implied that I'm fat. TWICE!
How the hell did you tally up the score anyways?!
I'll say close your eyes and keep on dreaming for the one.
*sticks my tongue at him*
merged: 02-10-2006 ~ 02:10pm
*purse lips in thoughts*
That sounds really great, hon.
*smiles brilliantly*
You go home and rest.
I'll go shopping!
After that, I'll come over and visit!
*lets go of his hand*
*went the opposite way*
^__^
merged: 02-11-2006 ~ 04:05pm
HEY! How dare you cut my tongue! That's mean!
*bash J0n0's head*
You had it coming! ARGH!
LOL! This is ridiculous!
merged: 02-11-2006 ~ 04:15pm
*done shopping*
*in a really happy mood*
*went over to his place*
*rings door bell*
*recieves no answer*
He's... Not... Home...
I thought he said he was tired.
He didn't want to go shopping with me because he said he was tired.
Apparently, he wasn't tired enough to go home.
Then where the f**king hell is he?!
*calls his cell phone*
*reached voice mail instead*
I thought you wanted to spend time with me.
Where the hell are you?!
You are a JERK! The biggest one, I've ever met!
*turns off cell phone*
*left to go to the park*
@__@ Man, that was long. LOL!
merged: 02-11-2006 ~ 04:30pm
The accusation!
You started it first!
Don't you start complaining!
ARGH!
@__@
yeah i caught it lol
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 08:33am
yeah its a very addictive game. plus until now i had writers block lol
it isnt that much to pay for each month anf thanks for the complement yeah it knida is huh? lol
have a good one ttfn
Hey! How could you think that I'm going to hurt you?! I would never! ... Only when you do something drastic... Like... Piss me off...
*innocent smile*
Hey, what're your hands doing?! Quit groping me!
*looks at knives*
*nervous laughs*
Sweetheart, those knives are just a safety measure. You know, just in case I go out at night and get attack. Yeah, that's what those are for. ^__^
Even if you protect me, honey, but you're not always with me. I gotta protect myself.
No. I'm not an assassin... But I have thought of being one when I was small.
*wink* ^__~
ROFL! @_@
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 01:22am
Sexy? Baby, I'm not sexy, if ever!
*looks at him slowly walking ahead*
Hey! If you're walking alone, I'll hug you again!
*runs up and grab J0n0's arm*
LOL! @_@
merged: 02-08-2006 ~ 04:37am
*refuse to let go of his arm*
Oh, honey, I was just kidding about the groping part. It's harmless! @_@
What does this have to do with Arnold Swarchenegger?
*blinks*
Hey, if you don't pay attention to me, I'll do something you'll regret!
LOL! It's Arnold Swarchenegger... @_@
Thank you im realy glad you liked it I see you make lots of poems.
I geuss i must be pretty good to get a complement from you.
Whoo hm ull mur uz huing?! (What the hell are you doing?!)
*lips are released*
*watches J0n0 walks away*
Hey, where the hell do you think you're going?!
*pulls out knife under long sleeve*
*cuts straps*
*threw the knife at J0n0's calf*
You see! That wouldn't have happened if you didnt' try to leave, sweetheart!
Also, you shouldn't have call me DELUSIONAL!
LMAO! @_@
merged: 02-07-2006 ~ 11:22am
I have a knife for protection, silly.
*innocent look*
All right, lets get out of here...
Before I do major bodily harm to you, sweetie.
Aww... Sweetie, I wouldn't kill you because I love you so!
@_@
*quiet evil laughs*
I luv you too <3
Honey! You gotta stop talking.
You'll only lose more blood, sweetheart.
Let's take you to the hospital.
It's only 20 steps away.
*at the hospital*
Ah, honey, the doctor's diagnostic was you have a punctured right lung, but it's been sewn shut and a little internal hemorrhaging.
Other than that you're fine.
*smiles*
See... It wasn't so bad. You just have to stay for several days in the hospital for check up.
^__^
merged: 02-07-2006 ~ 09:19am
Honey! You can't go anywhere until the doctor says it's okay to do so!
*pulls J0n0 back to the bed*
You better stay! Don't you dare move! Don't make me strap you down, hon! That'll probably make your situation worse.
*sigh*
I'll try not to bear hug you, until you're healed. I'll try to control myself.
*quick hug*